Hollywood Movie The Cable Guy(1996)

 

Hollywood Movie The Cable Guy Actors

George Segal, Diane Baker, Ben Stiller, Eric Roberts, Janeane Garofalo, Andy Dick, Harry O’Reilly, David Cross, Amy Stiller, Owen Wilson, Keith Gibbs, Tommy Hinkley, Shawn Michael Howard, Jeff Kahn, Suli McCullough, Jeff Michalski, Joel Murray, Andrew Shaifer, Cameron Starman, Kathy Griffin, Greg Hopla, John Ferdinand, Misa Koprova, Paul Greco, Aki Aleong, Donna Hardy, Lloyd Kino, Sara Lowell, Cynthia Mason, Michael Rivkin, Harper Roisman, Sandra Thigpen, Sean Whalen, Marty Zagon, Cynthia Lamontagne, James O’Connell, Douglas Robert Jackson, Charles Napier, Christopher Michael, Charles Robinson, John F. O’Donohue, Lydell M. Cheshier, Jason Larimore, Ahmad Reese, Emilio Rivera, Bob Odenkirk, Julie Hayden, Annabelle Gurwitch, Blake Boyd, Liza D’Agostino, Tabitha Soren, Rikki Klieman, Robert Simels, Leonard O. Turner, Carlo Allen, Conrad Janis, Thomas Scott, Steven Scott, Christine Devine, Mark Thompson, Wendy L. Walsh, Marion Dugan, Kyle Gass, David Bowe, Robert ‘Bobby Z’ Zajonc, Jeremy Applegate, Barbara Babbin, Bill Clinton, Adam Consolo, Hal Dion, Shann Johnson, Alex D. Linz, Robert Lyon Rasner, Raydeen Revilla,Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, Leslie Mann, Jack Black

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Hollywood Movie The Cable Guy Quotes

I learned the facts of life from watching “The Facts of Life”!
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“Well you’re a nice guy! You’d be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I’m a goddamn plumber or somethin’.”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

JANEANE GAROFALO – Medieval Times Waitress
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs

“You’re offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!”
about illegal cable television

JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“- Steven M. Kovacs: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
– The Cable Guy: Tho?”
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don’t ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
– The Cable Guy: Well, I’ll tell you how you handle that: don’t tell her.”
The Cable Guy had hired a prostitute to entertain Steven M. Kovacs

MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

Dryland is not a myth. I’ve seen it. Kevin Costner. “Waterworld”. I don’t know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

I learned the facts of life from watching “The Facts of Life”!
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“You know what the trouble about real life is? There’s no danger music.”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

– Medieval Times Waitress: Dude, I’ve got a lot of tables.
in a Medieval fair

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do… do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
– The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren’t paying her?”
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do… do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
– The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren’t paying her?”
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“- The Cable Guy: Hi! Is there a problem with your service?
– Steven M. Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
– The Cable Guy: Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you need something. Is that how you treat people?”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs

 

“Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don’t think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women.”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy

“- The Cable Guy: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they’d get the floors clean after what happened.
– Steven M. Kovacs: Why? What happened?
– The Cable Guy: They had a lot of cats.”
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Could you just install my cable please? I’m gonna go get dressed.
– The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit ’cause you’ll be channel surfing in no time!”
MATTHEW BRODERICK – Steven M. Kovacs
JIM CARREY – The Cable Guy