Hollywood Movie Due Date Quotes

“Dad, you were like a father to me.”
talking to a can full of his dad’s ashes

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

“- Peter Highman: Why are your father’s ashes in a coffee can?
– Ethan Tremblay: Because he’s dead, Peter.”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

“- Peter Highman: That was William Shakespeare. Have you heard of him?
– Ethan Tremblay: Yes, I’ve heard of Shakespeare. He was a famous pirate. By the way it’s ‘Shakesbeard’.”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
– Ethan Tremblay: I’ve done that.”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

“- Peter Highman: If you are going to travel with me, we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it’s nighttime, I will strangle you. Third, if you are allergic to waffles, don’t eat them.
– Ethan Tremblay: Then don’t take me to a Waffle…”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
– Ethan Tremblay: I’ve done that.”
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay

– Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying “When a day starts like this it’s all uphill from here”.
– Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it’s all downhill from here.
– Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It’s all uphill from here.
– Peter Highman: But it’s easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the… (CONTINUE READING)
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – Ethan Tremblay
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Peter Highman