Hollywood Movie Zoolander 2(2016)

Hollywood Movie Zoolander 2 Actors

Katie Couric, Amy Stiller, Charlotte Townsend, Christine Taylor, Jim Lehrer, Owen Wilson, Christiane Amanpour, Jane Pauley,Justin Bieber, Jon Daly, Penélope Cruz, Ben Stiller

Hollywood Movie Richard Jewell Plot Summary Reviews Actors Quotes 2019

Hollywood Movie Zoolander 2 Quotes

“Does being fat mean you’re a terrible person?”
BEN STILLER – Derek Zoolander

“I’m going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.”
BEN STILLER – Derek Zoolander

“- Derek Jr.: You’re the most narcissistic person I’ve ever met.
– Derek Zoolander: But that’s not how I see myself.”
CYRUS ARNOLD – Derek Jr.
BEN STILLER – Derek Zoolander

“You’re asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?”
WILL FERRELL – Jacobim Mugatu

“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
– Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
PENELOPE CRUZ – Valentina Valencia
BEN STILLER – Derek Zoolander

“- Valentina: Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol, Global Fashion Division. I need your help.
– Hansel: She’s hot. I trust her.”
PENELOPE CRUZ – Valentina Valencia
OWEN WILSON – Hansel

“- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
– Tommy Hilfiger: What?
– Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?”
WILL FERRELL – Jacobim Mugatu
TOMMY HILFIGER – Himself

“Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety… and buoyancy! We’re going to swim to Rome.”
PENELOPE CRUZ – Valentina Valencia

“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
– Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen…”
OWEN WILSON – Hansel
STING – Himself

“You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!”
talking to Mugatu

KYLE MOONEY – Don Atari

“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
– Derek Zoolander: None taken.”
PENELOPE CRUZ – Valentina Valencia
BEN STILLER – Derek Zoolander